Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Randomize
