no, he came in my armpit
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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