The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
im calling her cock vulture from now on
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
