I'm lost and stupid without you.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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