You're my little dorito
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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