A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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