I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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