Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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