If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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