also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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