Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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