Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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