Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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