Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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