Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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Boobs are out for the taking
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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