Tell her she can't have a vagina
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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