feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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