erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
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She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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