How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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