Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Semen is not good for contacts.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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