at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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