Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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