i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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