Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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