do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
should my penis look like a turkey
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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