Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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