Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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