we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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