He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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