I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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