it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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