please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
only you would photoshop your dick
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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