Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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