I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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