i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Blood and glitter go together right?
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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