Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
It's just like the Real World with babies
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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