I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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