what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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