lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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