I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
ugly people sure do ruin things
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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