Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
