come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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