I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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