Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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