doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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