Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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