what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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