Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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