: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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