I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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