It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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