At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
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We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death