he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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