The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
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