after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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