Don't you send me to vm
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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