my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
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Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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